My V360 with "Fly Me to the Moon" ringtone gone
The stupid thing that I have done was to leave my phone
on the table in a restaurant while going for the washroom.
Below's my impression of Malaysia now.
Crime.
Man, it's a country of crime,
and i fucking left my phone at the table.
Forgive me for the repetition,
I really can't get my mind off it for now,
It made my parents pretty worried and disappointed.
Including me about many people of Malaysia.
Wait, I'm not worried, I'm just disappointed.
From what i learnt from the people here,
losing a phone is just like the sun rising,
another petty thing that occurs in everyday Malaysian life.
In addition, there's a common knowledge here,
once you leave your phone on the restaurant table,
be it crap model or something still advertised on TV,
it WILL be gone.
And all you cheap asses,
if you're buying from one of those lousy second hand stores,
you'll be celebrating the motherfucking thieves
by giving them ringgits with the Agung's face,
get a Nokia 1100 if you must, you do your part to help the country,
not be a cheap ass but yet want to get a nice looking phone, asshole.
By this context, being an asshole means
-being cheap
-wanting to show off a nice phone
-support the already high crime rate
(Hence placing one's petty desires above one's country)
-buying my phone
I hope one day, I would fine my phone back,
you sad thieves, you make me sick
by scraping off what others want and have
just to get what you want and don't have.
The stupid thing that I have done was to leave my phone
on the table in a restaurant while going for the washroom.
Below's my impression of Malaysia now.
Crime.
Man, it's a country of crime,
and i fucking left my phone at the table.
Forgive me for the repetition,
I really can't get my mind off it for now,
It made my parents pretty worried and disappointed.
Including me about many people of Malaysia.
Wait, I'm not worried, I'm just disappointed.
From what i learnt from the people here,
losing a phone is just like the sun rising,
another petty thing that occurs in everyday Malaysian life.
In addition, there's a common knowledge here,
once you leave your phone on the restaurant table,
be it crap model or something still advertised on TV,
it WILL be gone.
And all you cheap asses,
if you're buying from one of those lousy second hand stores,
you'll be celebrating the motherfucking thieves
by giving them ringgits with the Agung's face,
get a Nokia 1100 if you must, you do your part to help the country,
not be a cheap ass but yet want to get a nice looking phone, asshole.
By this context, being an asshole means
-being cheap
-wanting to show off a nice phone
-support the already high crime rate
(Hence placing one's petty desires above one's country)
-buying my phone
I hope one day, I would fine my phone back,
you sad thieves, you make me sick
by scraping off what others want and have
just to get what you want and don't have.
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4 comments:
I have a Nokia 1100. It has a nice flashlight. But the alarm is broken.
Does that make me a saint?
though, it does suddenly become clear why you're feeling angsty.
ay, we are one. as in, both of our phone was stolen.
never thought that i would be careless enough. clearly, we need a new phone. =)
my mum has a nokia 1110 too =)so does my dad
and i dunt have a phone..
well.. all in all,thieves go 2 hell =)
Haha, kianbung, you are a 100% model citizen.
I'm fine now, with my L6, serves as a souvinier of carelessness.
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